Tony the Tiger left out in the cold

Once again the San Francisco Zoo has shown the rest of the world why they are not qualified to run a Zoo. Our beloved Tony the Tiger was left out in the cold.

Four long nights and four long days the 18 year old arthritic and confused Siberian Tiger was forced to sleep eat and drink in his own feces trapped in the dry moat just a few feet wide, while Zoo officials stuttered and stopped, frantically trying to figure out what to do.

Finally; after much hand ringing and pant soiling, they called the San Francisco fire department to bail them out. Lucky for the Zoo Tony was still breathing when they got to him. Not so great for Tony, my sources inside the Zoo doubt if Tony will make it through this latest Fiasco.

Tony has been sick for sometime now and this might be the last hurray for our last Siberian Tiger. The San Francisco Zoo can now have the great distinction of causing the death of two of the worlds most endangered animals.

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